an open letter

Dear diety or effervesant power that enables me to keep my stuff:

Thanks for all the things you've helped me get back lately, including:
-my wallet that I left on the train [full]
-my corporate magnetized ID card on 27th street
-my MetroCard on 23rd street [also full]
-my CD case [full AND lost on the subway--that was a good one!]

You're a great help to me, I would never get through the day without you. Sorry I'm so flighty-I'll try not to lose so much stuff in the future.

oh, and if you get a second, I'm still looking for my green glasses and my new lipstick. But no pressure. And I hope I'm not jinxing your Powers of Return by blogging about it. I just felt you needed a little credit where credit was due.

yours in losing stuff,
Christina