I am an AWESOME pediatric caregiver.

I'm good at comforting the middle of the night "I'm hot and confused 'cause mommy and daddy aren't here and who are YOU!?!" screams. I'm all for rough-housing. I'm up to date on all the current "hip" cartoons and I know all the Power Rangers. I can play X Box and I let the kids win. I change diapers and I can make quick Mac N Cheese. I'm great at it.


Too bad I hate kids.