dumbass delerium

Morning. I left my flipping cell phone in my bedroom like an ass, so if you need me, call the office.

also, I am eating black jelly beans for breakfast today. yummy.

don't stop till you get enough

I now remember the reason WHY i lay out my clothes for work the night before.

it's because at 6AM I don't have the mental capacity to dress myself properly.
I spaced out and I'm wearing white sweat socks with black loafers and black trousers.

I look like Michael Jackson on the "Bad" tour.