Happy 1/2day to me!

It's my half birthday today.
I realized this just now, because there is little else to do while sitting in an office that isn't a disturbance to other people who don't know your name or ever care to learn it.

I will now sing [quietly] to myself:
"Happy halfbirthday to me!
happy halfbirthday to me!
Happy halfbirthd-"

and that's it.

you only get half the song on your halfbirthday.