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i am STARVING!!!
May. 3rd, 2005 01:57 amI had a plan for tonight. I really did. a productive, get-shit-done PLAN!
the to-do list consisted of:
-vaccuum carpet in room
-work out [BUNS OF STEEL, ALL THE WAY]
-cook real food [as opposed to a dinner of breakfast cereal eaten dry with diet coke to drink, as I am out of milk.]
b. EAT the real food [as opposed to forgetting it in the microwave, and go ahead and eat the cereal anyway.]
-shower
what actually happened: Fell asleep on the couch at 7 during a rerun of Unwrapped [the Food network, you will always be my downfall!], woke up at 10 feeling like I was hit by a Mack Truck, got up, took advil, checked e-mail, and went to bed again, pleased at myself that, though I was forgoing the original plan of productiveness, going to bed before midnight hasn't happened in months, and MAn! i am going to be SO alert and productive tomorrow and I'm going to get up early and shower AND wash my hair AND blow dry it so that tomorrow night David Cross thinks it's preeeetty, and-
and now it's 2am. I am absolutely awake. and:
I have reread the majority of "Dress Your Family..." and pondered why Dave Sedaris almost never mentions Amy throughout the book. Did he sign a confidentiality aggreement? or does he just think his other siblings are more interesting?
I am wishing I had a B.B. Gun to shoot those damn cats outside. JESUS, do they ever SHUT UP!?
I am wholey and totally craving hash browns. Specifically, from the Waverly, though I would accept even the McDonalds patty at this point.
INSOMNIA IS A BITCH!
the to-do list consisted of:
-vaccuum carpet in room
-work out [BUNS OF STEEL, ALL THE WAY]
-cook real food [as opposed to a dinner of breakfast cereal eaten dry with diet coke to drink, as I am out of milk.]
b. EAT the real food [as opposed to forgetting it in the microwave, and go ahead and eat the cereal anyway.]
-shower
what actually happened: Fell asleep on the couch at 7 during a rerun of Unwrapped [the Food network, you will always be my downfall!], woke up at 10 feeling like I was hit by a Mack Truck, got up, took advil, checked e-mail, and went to bed again, pleased at myself that, though I was forgoing the original plan of productiveness, going to bed before midnight hasn't happened in months, and MAn! i am going to be SO alert and productive tomorrow and I'm going to get up early and shower AND wash my hair AND blow dry it so that tomorrow night David Cross thinks it's preeeetty, and-
and now it's 2am. I am absolutely awake. and:
I have reread the majority of "Dress Your Family..." and pondered why Dave Sedaris almost never mentions Amy throughout the book. Did he sign a confidentiality aggreement? or does he just think his other siblings are more interesting?
I am wishing I had a B.B. Gun to shoot those damn cats outside. JESUS, do they ever SHUT UP!?
I am wholey and totally craving hash browns. Specifically, from the Waverly, though I would accept even the McDonalds patty at this point.
INSOMNIA IS A BITCH!
