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open letter to face:
May. 10th, 2005 09:31 amDear Pores:
Hey guys, c'mon. Don't I treat you right? I use the special foaming face wash. I have the separate moisturizer for day and night. I buy ClearasilULTRA, which guarantees less acne in 3 days and prevents future breakouts . That's a BRAND NAME, Pores, and I know you guys have no concept of currency, but that shit AIN'T CHEAP. Okay, I get that there are 20,000 of you up there, so news might travel slow, but dig it: We are going to be 24 years old in NINE DAYS. That's 11 years PAST 13. Didn't you torture me enough in middle school?
I hate to have to issue you an ultimatum, Pores, but if you guys don't shape it the fuck up by my birthday party, i am going up there with my fingers, and I will NOT be afraid to use nails, DO YOU HEAR ME?
Just remember, I'm watching you [ESPECIALLY you, Chin...],
--Christina's Face
Hey guys, c'mon. Don't I treat you right? I use the special foaming face wash. I have the separate moisturizer for day and night. I buy ClearasilULTRA, which guarantees less acne in 3 days and prevents future breakouts . That's a BRAND NAME, Pores, and I know you guys have no concept of currency, but that shit AIN'T CHEAP. Okay, I get that there are 20,000 of you up there, so news might travel slow, but dig it: We are going to be 24 years old in NINE DAYS. That's 11 years PAST 13. Didn't you torture me enough in middle school?
I hate to have to issue you an ultimatum, Pores, but if you guys don't shape it the fuck up by my birthday party, i am going up there with my fingers, and I will NOT be afraid to use nails, DO YOU HEAR ME?
Just remember, I'm watching you [ESPECIALLY you, Chin...],
--Christina's Face
