good morning.

Lets review today's outfit for a moment. Starting from the ground up:

• UGG shearling boots [ well, EMU, actually, but you know what I mean]
• Abercrombie and Fitch skivvies
• Juicy Couture outfit, consisting mainly of a skirt made of...orange velour

Outerwear:

• Abercrombie & Fitch hoodie
• Chunky white sweater
• Goose down vest from the Gap
• Fingerless gloves
• iPod

OBVIOUSLY, I was channeling a 12 year old girl from Great Neck when I woke up this morning. I am, how do you say... J.A.P.tastic

Happy Friday, all.

see y'all next week, I'm flying south.

By this time tomorrow, my ass will be planted right here, slugging a fancy drink:




Peace out, New York. Have fun in the freezing rain you're supposed to get on Monday. I'll tell Jamaica you said Hey.