Happy 1/2day to me!

[chrissigrl]

It's my half birthday today.
I realized this just now, because there is little else to do while sitting in an office that isn't a disturbance to other people who don't know your name or ever care to learn it.

I will now sing [quietly] to myself:
"Happy halfbirthday to me!
happy halfbirthday to me!
Happy halfbirthd-"

and that's it.

you only get half the song on your halfbirthday.

Comments

Re: Halfway measures

[chrissigrl.livejournal.com]

well, Lookit you, with your shiny new LJ!

What did I tell you about screwing around with the local girls there, eh? DIRTY!

no, I still reqire a full, cool, totally awesome present. a camel, maybe. or my own caravan!

....can I send you corn flakes?

Re: Halfway measures

[frickinnathan.livejournal.com]

Silly niblet, I just signed up for this because you won't let me anonymously harass you anymore.

Consider the gift in route. I need to send out some more packages and stuff tomorrow. Too many people I know are having full birthdays now too. Thank God I'm single, otherwise Valentine's Day would kill my credit line.

Don't worry about the cornflakes. Sergeant Zambrano is going to sleep soon, and then I am going to steal his.

Operation: Make Christina Famous will begin again soon, shortly after Operation: Find New Pants.

Peace out moonchild,
-Nater tater

P.S.- Sleep deprivation sucks

P.P.S.- Beware Moby. He is a shapeshifter